Finally, somehow, I scrolled down to see "Merv Griffin Seinfeld episode on right now TBS." This, of course, is breaking news and worthy of attention!
So now I know. If you receive a text message, scroll down!
On the other hand, you can always resort to the old-fashioned "let's meet at Buck's for a beer and some convo."
Here is Buckeroo's, prints available at my Etsy shop.